I have been so to such a great place and had a really good time.
I had an inkling something was up when I was taken back to Hairy Hounds (my groomers) on Friday afternoon. That was ok, but I’m really not keen on all this bathing business – after all, what’s wrong with a bit of dirt and a nice doggy smell? But no, I had to have a bath with what these humans think is nice smelling shampoo, and then I was sprayed with some other fancy smelling stuff, and I had my nails trimmed!! And then they brushed me too. But I like the two ladies there, and there were other dogs that I was able to run round and say hello to. I was pleased to go back to my Mum when it was all over though.
Saturday morning I really knew something odd was going on. Mum kept getting out bags and putting things in them, and then she took my bed apart! Dad took me round to the cashpoint and by the time we came back it had gone! I started to get a bit worried about where I was going to sleep. Although I have a couple of other beds around the house, they’re not the bed I sleep in at night where I feel nice and safe. But Mum was taking lots of stuff outside and putting it in the car, and organising food and things.
Eventually we all got in the car. I was in the back seat with Mum, along with my duvet. It was a bit cramped for my liking – I like to be able to stretch out. But the duvet meant that I was sitting up nice and high, and could see well out of the window, and stick my nose out from time to time. I didn’t think much of the journey though. It went on for ever. We didn’t stop for nearly 2 hours. When we did Dad pulled into somewhere called Savernake Forest for a picnic lunch. Apparently Savernake is over 1,000 years old – which is really, really old. There were lots of other people and dogs there, either walking around or cooking barbecues or playing ball games. We didn’t stay all that long though, and I didn’t get to have a walk.
The next bit of the journey was a bit shorter, and eventually we pulled up at some place called a Travelodge. Mum went inside and then came back out, and she and Dad took lots of the stuff out of the car and put it in a room there. I was allowed to go inside. I’ve never been in anywhere like that before. It was all really, really exciting, as there were lots of different smells and places to explore. We didn’t stay very long though and soon left and got back in the car – AGAIN! I’d had enough of the car by this time.
This was only a very short journey though, and we soon drove down a lane into a really big garden where we all got out and went in the house. It was a much bigger house than I’d ever seen before – there were lots of rooms and seemed to be quite a lot of people around. And best of all, there was another dog, called Max, there. Max is an 8 year old Labrador who’s a bit on the tubby side. I’m told he’s on a permanent diet, but steals food – like ¾ loaf of bread! But anyway, as soon as I met Max they let me off my lead and I was allowed to play with him as much as I liked. So I played with him lots and lots. Max seemed to think he had to keep trying to prove he was top dog, but who cares. He can be top dog if he wants – I just wanted to play.
I am a bit annoyed with Mum, she didn’t take any photos of me and Max for you. But she did take some of the house and the gardens. Like I said, it’s a big house with lots of garden and no fences to keep me in. Not that I wanted to run off – there was far too much to interest me and anyway I stayed pretty close to Max most of the time. So here’s the house and the gardens…




I even found a duck in the garden, but Dad wouldn’t let me investigate it, and took me away again. And I saw some cats too, but they kept running away.
As time went on more and more people arrived. Late in the afternoon Mum and Dad took me off to the front lawn and played ball with me, and fed me. Mum said something about giving Max a bit of a break. I can’t think why he’d want a break from playing though, so I don’t really understand why she was so mean to him. There was a trampoline out there and Dad put me on it. I know a lot of dogs like them, but personally I couldn’t see what all the fuss was about.
After a while someone came with another Labrador. This one was only 15 months old and seemed to want to play. But after a few minutes they put him back on the lead. We all went inside the house again and I went back to playing with Max most of the time. A lot of the humans were swimming in the indoor pool, but as I can’t swim yet I stayed away. This is the pool.

I did find a basket with some inflatable arm bands in it and was glad that no one tried to put them on me. I was a bit disappointed when the other young Labrador was put back in the car, as I didn’t see him again. I didn’t understand why he had to stay in the car all the time – he could have run round with me and Max. I was glad Mum didn’t put me in the car.
In the end there were lots of people and children at the house, and a band, and lots of food. I liked the lots of food bit – people kept giving me bits of sausage and chicken. And they kept wanting to stroke me (which I’m not really too keen on). I tried to play ball with some of the children, but Mum came along and told me to give them their ball back.
When it started to get dark I got a bit more nervous, as I was somewhere I didn’t know and there were lots of boundaries to patrol (I make sure I patrol the boundaries at night to keep out anyone or anything that shouldn’t be there). And I was getting very tired. I’d heard a lot of people telling Mum that they wanted to take me home with them as well, and was a bit worried she’d let them. In the end though, Mum and Dad realised I was tired so we all got in the car and went back to the hotel. Dad took me for a last walk before bed, then we went back to our room and I was able to get into my bed and go to sleep at long last. Here’s a photo of my bed in the hotel room, so that you can see where I slept.

The next morning Dad got me up and took me out for my morning wee and poo. Then I curled up on the bed and had a bit of a doze while Mum and Dad packed everything up.

We left the hotel and went back to Becky’s house (where the party had been) for a little while, so I got to play with Max again. Then we got in the car for the journey home. We stopped at Savernake Forest again on the way home. There were even more people there than on Saturday. We had our picnic, and then went for a walk in the woods.

After that we came home.
I was quite glad to be home, even though I’d enjoyed myself, as I was so tired. I slept most of the rest of the day, although I did wake up when Mum gave me some of her spare ribs from her Chinese takeaway.
Today things seem to be back to normal. I’ve been out over the Heath with Mum this morning, and met some really nice Labradors that I was allowed to play with. And Mum let me off the lead again for some of the time on our walk, which I really like. Time for another doze now, I think.